Koalaty Podcast- 5/12

5th graders give one of their last podcasts of the year! We relive so the their favorite segments, and we get a special letter from the Cincinnati Reds! We are only 30 downloads  away from 1,00 for the year! Make sure you download and enjoy this show!

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:08

Welcome back, quality listeners, to another episode of Hot Seat Cool Drum. We have me, Wesley, Luca, and Sam. Okay, Sam, would you like to start yes at your hot seat? My hot seat is probably just the bagel breakfast at school. Yeah. The bagel breakfast? It sucks. I've never had like hard. Yeah, why'd they even add it? Like no one doesn't it have like raisins in it? Yeah, like like the school lunch cookie. It's just like insanely hard. Like when you slam on the table. Wait, wouldn't it just be like good with like butter and a normal bagel without raisins? No, cream cheese. Or cream cheese, yeah. Like on it. I'm a struggle. Alright, Luca, what's your hot sea? It's raisin canes. What? It's okay. It's awful. How? Their chicken is bad. The bread is relicient. Bread is okay. I like the cane. And the cane's sauce is awful. I would like to. Okay, that's almost the best part. No, the worst part. No, the best part is soggy. The best part is that their chicken is the fries. That is the chicken, then it's the cane's sauce. So I like the chicken, but I feel like the fries are soggy, and then the Texas toast is just amazing. Yeah. The Texas toast is really good. Okay. My hot seat is the basketball courts at school. Yes. Like especially. No, one pole that has like closest to the tree. No, that one pole in the center of the basketball courts that has a bunch of cuss words on it. Like and then like the one cl the basketball courts closest to the trees. Like, dude, the one is just a square. And then there's a metal metal hoop. It's and then the it should be. Like the one that the one that's just round. Yeah. It has to like round it and like my hot seat is corn.

SPEAKER_05 2:24

Wesley! You're lame!

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Is it is it Wesley? That's not Wesley. Yep. Why I I wonder what I do. I agree with Gunner. Okay. Gunner. Okay, it's Wesley. My cool throne is Miss Weaver. She's the best teacher. Yes! She's the best. I agree with that. Yes, she's the best teacher. I'm over here, Miss Weaver in any. No, I no, my my I probably should not be talking about it. Never mind. Okay, Wesley, what is your cool throne? My cool throne is recess. Because next year we're not gonna have it in the We're just gonna move. We only have eight more days again. How do you feel about that? Eight more days of recess. Unless you went to like Oak Firms. Who gave Gunner board? Who's gonna go for Oak Firm? No one. Um my cool throne is probably gonna be third grade. Third grade? Third grade is amazing. Especially the Tony. The T Party that he had party was awesome. That was amazing. And it's like uh not like the fifth grade and fourth grade, second, first firm. Third grade was the fifth grade play? Yeah, our f like the fifth grade musical. It was not that good. Like I feel it it felt shorter than it was supposed to be. Yeah, I think it was okay. Okay, your part was amazing. My my cool throne is Chick-fil-a. I don't like Chick-fil-A sauce. It's it's only it's not open on Sundays. And the only time Chick-fil-A. And the only time I ever want Chick-fil-A is on Sundays. I don't like the reason why. Yeah, I don't I only like the Polynesian sauce. It kind of takes like uh like barbecue sauce. What what does Chick-fil-A sauce? I like the Chick-fil-a fries. Chick-fil-A sauce is my favorite sauce. No Polynesian is better. Ketchup. You've never had it. Ketchup. Yeah, ketchup. No, but like the reason it's my cool the reason it's my cool throne is because the mac and cheese is really good. I've never had three. And the chicken nuggets in the chicken sandings. The chicken are amazing. The waffle fries are really good too. The mac and cheese is so good. Hear me out. Mayonnaise and fries. Okay. People don't like me for this. No, guys. No. People don't like it. Who gave me for mayonnaise and fries? People don't like me for this. I don't like mac and cheese. You don't like mac and cheese? I don't like mac and cheese.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

I'm gonna fight you.

SPEAKER_04 4:57

I will smack you. I'm not even gonna if you do the lattice on the house, but one more time. Alright. Okay. Well, that's it for just hot. Stay quality.

SPEAKER_02 5:12

Alright. Nolan, turn that off. Nolan, did you turn the voice chair off?

SPEAKER_05 5:21

Quality listeners, I'd like to apologize for the nonsensical.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

Did he turn him on again?

unknown 5:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:28

Um my gosh. Turning on the voice channel. Is it funny, Nolan?

SPEAKER_01 5:32

It's very funny.

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Quality listeners, please stop. No, no, no. Alright, alright.

SPEAKER_04 5:38

We're done. We're done.

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We're done. We're done. Alright, we've got Andre. We've got um We're sharing a mic. Sharing is caring. And we've got Caden and we've got Bennett. And we're going to do a Mount Rushmore. Okay. One more Mount Rushmore. By the way, we are trying to get you 1,000 listens on the Quality Podcast. You only have like 30 more to go. Please subscribe, download, all those things. Alright, you guys ready? We are gonna do the Mount Rushmore of fifth grade shenanigans. Oh so what I mean by that is what over your time at Weiser Park, what were the trends? What were the top trends, the top jokes? What were some of the things that like signify a fifth grade world your guys' time in elementary school? Yes, Caden. Probably me. No, it's a Mount Rhmore. No, you get a Mount Rushmore, you gotta share it.

SPEAKER_02 6:33

You gotta think. No talkies.

SPEAKER_05 6:36

Alright. Okay. So Andrew, I'm gonna let you go first. What would be your first pick of fifth grade shenanigans?

SPEAKER_03 6:44

What do you mean by shenanigans? So like trend or something.

SPEAKER_05 6:47

What was a trend or something that happened in fifth grade?

SPEAKER_03 6:49

Something really funny.

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That was just like this, this signifies.

SPEAKER_03 6:52

It's gotta be something. Six seven was horrible. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:57

So that's your pick.

SPEAKER_03 6:58

No, that was that was more Was that more end of fourth grade?

SPEAKER_05 7:02

I would say it started. It was more this starts.

SPEAKER_03 7:05

But people said it more this year.

SPEAKER_05 7:06

Oh, yeah, Caden, your first pick of trends or shenanigans in fifth grade.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

Whenever like some whenever like somebody's mad, literally, I just do this. Okay. So you just make it like so.

SPEAKER_05 7:25

So the trend that you went with or shenanigans, you just giving them a thumbs up.

SPEAKER_00 7:29

Yeah. Thumbs up for you.

unknown 7:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:34

Alright, Ben.

SPEAKER_05 7:36

Ben it, Ben it, what was a trend this year shenanigans on your Mount Rush more?

SPEAKER_02 7:40

Mmm. It started pretty recently.

SPEAKER_05 7:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 7:43

And I was messing around like behind the camera while you weren't recording, and you're like, you were this close. Oh yeah. What did I do? You were like this close. Oh, I was messing around and you're like, stare at me, you're like, you're like this close.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

This close. Why did I did this? You're this close.

SPEAKER_05 7:59

What do you this close to what?

SPEAKER_01 8:02

To like I don't know, you said that! I know, I know, every time I'm shenanigating. Behind the camera, Caden's like, You're this close. Did I realize you? You're this close. You're this close. I don't remember even saying that. You can ask everybody else. Nolan, didn't he do that? I don't know. Yeah, I don't remember him doing that.

SPEAKER_00 8:24

I did?

SPEAKER_05 8:24

I definitely don't remember that. Superman Chris said I did do it. Alright, Andrew, what's your next trend that happened in fifth grade? Oh, it's my turn. I get two. No, we're gonna go this way then.

SPEAKER_03 8:33

Yeah, Bennett. Um I don't have one.

SPEAKER_05 8:37

No other trends?

SPEAKER_03 8:38

Nope.

SPEAKER_05 8:39

Alright, did you have one, Caden? Trans or something? Well, we can just list the cool things that happened. Probably scrap wreck. You don't want to do Thanos Basketball. Oh yeah. That. Thanos basketball thing was probably my favorite. No, we're not gonna have a stabduce during this game because we want Mr. Hagbush to get hurt again.

SPEAKER_00 9:06

How about you just include the game? Talking to Mike. Talking to Mike. How about you just include him out of the game?

SPEAKER_05 9:16

Exclude him. Alright, Baby Betty, do you have anything else before you get into it? Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 9:26

One really funny thing that happened. I already said that.

SPEAKER_05 9:34

Cereal. Cereal pod was probably a highlight for everybody. Bro.

SPEAKER_03 9:38

There's still cereal on the floor. Yeah. That was so fun.

SPEAKER_05 9:41

That was bad.

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I got to do my ASMR.

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The funniest thing that you guys did in this group, I would have to say, was the Ben eating cereal, like and trying to ASMR, but it was so bad for like the sound got ruined. I'm gonna also at and then what was the podcast we did where someone forgot to hit record?

SPEAKER_04 10:00

Oh my god. Three times in a row! That was that was Mount Rushmore.

SPEAKER_05 10:05

I thought it was. That was first attempt at Mount Rushmore. We had like we had cooked on like five of us.

SPEAKER_03 10:09

We got it. But the mics were not. And then next time, the camera wasn't on. We didn't turn the city.

SPEAKER_05 10:14

It was Caden. Caden didn't turn the camera on.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

No, I was so mad because our second try, it was like the worst one in the first turn. We made blooper videos. And you added script for the second trick.

SPEAKER_04 10:25

For Was it work news? Literally, almost every single time we did it, you said, I'm gonna add a blooper segment.

SPEAKER_05 10:32

Yeah, but the blooper segment was like one kid. It was usually just you because you forgot your lines. Oh, that's the same. So it wouldn't have been funny. Ma'am, it's kind of sad. I mean, I was just trying, it wouldn't have been that funny. Alright. Make sure you give us down in the comments your favorite Wiser Park news segment or uh quality podcast segment. And we four shenanigans. We will we will read them this summer.

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Thumbs up. Thumbs up.

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Hit the button. There we go. Alright, we have a new segment for our last show here. We're kind of just throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks. It's called Explain It to Mr. Martone. I'm gonna ask Sam who's behind the board, Dustin, and Luca some questions. I want you to explain it to me because there's some things in this fifth grade world that I just don't understand. So thank you guys for helping me understand. Okay, my first question.

SPEAKER_04 11:28

Okay.

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What is a Nido Cube?

SPEAKER_04 11:30

Uh I will.

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Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 11:32

It is a fidget toy. It's like a squishy. Like a squishy too. Yeah. It's a squishy. It's like a squishy.

SPEAKER_05 11:39

But why does everybody want them?

SPEAKER_04 11:41

Because they're very popular. I I have one that helps me when I'm stretched.

SPEAKER_05 11:46

Okay, so I so people were paying f I it's just it's literally just a squishy toy. That's all it is. Yeah. Does it like do something?

SPEAKER_04 11:55

It no, it's just a squishy. Yeah. I mean, like, there's some rare ones like Dr. Pepper. Yeah, there's a Dr. Pepper.

SPEAKER_05 12:02

So So like it's just a squishy.

SPEAKER_04 12:05

Yes, that's literally all it is. It's just all literally what it is is just a squishy. But it can be like this is like fucking the mic. This is like the fidget era. It can be like different shapes and sizes. They have rare ones like Dr. Pepper.

SPEAKER_05 12:19

Those are like $150. If not more. $150 for something that's squishy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Alright. Okay, Needo Cube, ridiculous. Alright. Okay, I this has been said to me even like when I was back as a classroom teacher. And I've waited so long to say this and I just don't get it.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 12:42

Can you just give me a general explain of what Roblox is?

SPEAKER_04 12:45

Okay, yeah, I can. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:47

Like Sam, explain to me what Roblox is. Turn the camera to Sam because he's gonna explain it to me.

SPEAKER_04 12:52

It's a game that has a bunch of games in it.

SPEAKER_05 12:54

Okay, stop right there, because this is where I get confused. Because kids talk about So it's a game.

SPEAKER_04 13:00

Yeah.

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But then there's other games inside the game.

SPEAKER_04 13:03

Yeah, it's games. It's like you click on a game, you press play, and then you can play. It's like Fortnite. It's like a game. There's different game modes. You can play. So no, Roblox is an app, and then on the app there are g other games in the app. In the app.

SPEAKER_05 13:17

And but why do kids like it so much?

SPEAKER_04 13:20

Because there's like so many games. There's so many games.

SPEAKER_05 13:23

But don't you guys like do any of you guys play like sports games anymore? Uh yeah, I do. Like football or FIFA or there are sports games.

SPEAKER_03 13:31

Madden. I play FC. I play Madden Technoble.

SPEAKER_05 13:35

Okay. But like I feel like the younger kids all they talk about is these Roblox things, and I just don't understand what it is. What is so is Fortnite different?

SPEAKER_04 13:45

Uh yeah. Yes, it's different.

SPEAKER_05 13:47

I thought Fortnite was like Call of Duty.

SPEAKER_04 13:50

Close, but like there's different games. It's like Battle Royale. Like Battle Royale is close. It's just a shooting game, basically. It's a shooting game. But then there's also like I'm getting old.

SPEAKER_05 14:00

I really don't get it.

SPEAKER_04 14:01

I don't even play Fortnite. I same here. I'll play it every once and really play. Alright, okay.

SPEAKER_05 14:08

So Okay. Okay, so we've got Roblox, we got Nido Cubes. What what happened to uh the Laboo Boo? Oh are they gone?

SPEAKER_04 14:23

Those things are creepy. I do. Oh, that's that trend is over? No, it's over.

SPEAKER_05 14:30

I feel like I just got into it.

SPEAKER_04 14:31

Every time I look at one, I'm like, what what were they? They were like they're usually I've seen them everywhere on YouTube, and it's been annoying.

SPEAKER_05 14:43

I heard from somebody that Pokemon cards are back.

SPEAKER_04 14:47

Uh no. Not even in clash. Maybe sports cards are back.

SPEAKER_05 14:52

Is that what people say? Rip in packs? Like sports cards?

SPEAKER_04 14:55

I've seen videos of every time you laugh, rip a Pokemon card.

SPEAKER_05 14:59

Why would you rip a Pokemon card?

SPEAKER_03 15:00

On YouTube. On YouTube, people people on YouTube just do that. Okay. Do that. Pokemon cards.

SPEAKER_05 15:07

What do you here's another thing. What do you wa like? So let's say y'all three, here's a question I'm for you. You go home. Okay? You get all your homework done, get a snack, whatever. What are you watching? Like, what are you consuming? Like what media are you consuming? Luca, what are you watching?

SPEAKER_04 15:21

Uh mainly when I get home, I play like Madden.

SPEAKER_05 15:26

Okay, so you're you're playing a video game. Yeah. Alright, Dustin, what about you?

SPEAKER_04 15:29

Play a video game or watch TV.

SPEAKER_05 15:32

Okay. Sam.

SPEAKER_04 15:33

When I get home and just have a snack, I usually watch a show or a movie.

SPEAKER_05 15:37

Like what shows are you guys watching? Like what's a TV show you watch? Or like is it something on what do you watch? Like I just I watch YouTube. But like what? What on YouTube? Uh sports cards. It's like sports cards, like people opening sports cards. And things. Do you know that you could like get your own sports cards? Yeah, but that's expensive.

SPEAKER_04 15:54

Yeah, but it's really expensive.

SPEAKER_05 15:56

So you just watch other people do it.

SPEAKER_04 15:57

Yeah, yeah. And it's like the same reaction and stuff. Like it does the same thing. Like I have like some decent, expensive sports cards.

SPEAKER_05 16:05

Why are you talking so quiet?

SPEAKER_04 16:06

Because I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_05 16:09

Okay, so like this is what I understand. Like, I grew up with like going and getting a pack of sports cards, opening it and being like, oh, check it out. LeBron James rookie. You guys are just watching other people do it. I have a Kobe rookie. Okay, cool. Tell people about that. That's cool. Alright, what about you? Me? No, the other Dustin. Yeah, you.

SPEAKER_03 16:32

I don't really know.

SPEAKER_05 16:33

You don't really know what you watch on TV?

SPEAKER_04 16:35

Oh, what I watch on TV mostly mostly what I watch on TV is just YouTube.

SPEAKER_05 16:41

But like what? Like I just don't you guys ever say, ooh, I just watch YouTube. What? What are you watching?

SPEAKER_04 16:46

They may other kids probably just scroll through shorts and watch random things.

SPEAKER_05 16:53

I don't like so you don't like none of you like sit and like watch a movie. I do. I do. Like which other movie you like? I'm just curious.

SPEAKER_04 16:59

Oh I watch these things on YouTube TV. They're called 30v30s.

SPEAKER_05 17:03

So they're like, 30 for 30 on Eastern Docs are cool. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 17:08

Mostly I watch like I I like to watch what I like watch, but I can barely watch what I watch because usually my little sister makes no sense. My little sister and little brother usually use the home TV in the living room the whole time, so I barely get to watch what I like to watch.

unknown 17:28

Okay Sam?

SPEAKER_04 17:30

Did anybody understand?

SPEAKER_05 17:33

Alright, Sam.

SPEAKER_04 17:34

Um like the movies I watch are like Harry Potter. Oh, my mom loves Harry Potter. She really does.

SPEAKER_05 17:40

But like you guys like watch like like have you been to like the movies? Yeah. Like in recently. Like what's a movie you went to go see? Super Mario Go to the Super Mario Galaxy.

SPEAKER_04 17:50

Like Hail Mary.

SPEAKER_05 17:52

Hail Mary? Wow.

SPEAKER_04 17:53

It was pretty project Hail Mary. It was pretty.

SPEAKER_05 17:56

Oh, that's a good like. Okay. Alright. I'm just fascinated by your current work.

SPEAKER_04 18:01

No one said the Michael Jackson.

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Nobody's all. Alright, that was Mr. Explain it to Mr. Martone. We thank you for listening. Make sure you subscribe. And stay. Hello. Sorry. Hello, quality listeners. We have, guys, we have something special to announce today. We did a project a few weeks ago.

SPEAKER_04 18:20

Um letters to a bunch of sports teams.

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We sent letters to sports teams. Organizations, company, we didn't get correspondence back. Shout out to Walt Disney World Destinations who said they did listen to the podcast and we can advertise Walt Disney World. I don't know if they want us to, but we certainly could. Um, so go to www.com and book your next Disney vacation. But for today, we have an exciting announcement. Queen First Lame has mailed us back. And it is the one and only Sensadi Red Fang. Shout out to the Reds for telling us something. So Wesley is a Reds fan. And he uh was the one who you wrote this letter, right? So they we asked them if they we could use some of their stuff in our podcast studio. So Wesley, what did the Reds send us? Show it to us.

SPEAKER_04 19:24

Okay. The first thing. Ooh, stickers.

SPEAKER_05 19:27

Red stickers. I like that. I like the classic logo. Zoom that in, Moises. Just the C They got the the red script, and then they got Mr. Red and they got the old school.

SPEAKER_04 19:38

Oh, I haven't I didn't see that.

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On the deck. Alright, what else we got?

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The second thing, they sent us a schedule card.

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Team schedule. Very cool.

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So recent games, home games. You can go to if you want to.

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Okay.

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Uh yeah.

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Alright.

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Um. They sent us mascot cards with Gapper.

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Okay. Who's Gapper? Gapper is. He's unknown. He's the junior mascot.

SPEAKER_04 20:09

Okay, we have Mr. Red Legs, the main mascot.

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Mr. Red Legs. Look at the mustache on this boy.

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Look at the Pringles mustache.

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That's impressive.

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And then we have Mr. Red. You just don't have that masta mustache.

SPEAKER_05 20:25

I can't. I could never grow that. So wait a minute. So there's Mr. Red Legs and Mr. Red. Yeah. Those are different people.

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And then we got a baseball card of Brent Sudor. Is he good? Yeah, I think.

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Shout out, Brent Suder.

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Mm-hmm. And we also got a mascot card of Miss Rosie Red.

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Miss Rosie Red.

SPEAKER_04 20:49

Mm-hmm.

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Shout out, Miss Rosie Red.

SPEAKER_04 20:53

We got. Alright, let's go. Oh, we got a rip. Let's open the pack. I've got a pack of baseball cards.

SPEAKER_05 21:00

Open it live. From what I understand from my most recent segment, ripping packs is a big thing. So go ahead and rip that pack. What do we Okay? Sure.

SPEAKER_04 21:10

Maybe I get dodgy cards. Okay. I get oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 21:14

Oh, we want to say super shout-out before before we look at the cards. This is from the Reds. Before we say shout out, we want to say huge thank you to the Cincinnati Reds for sending us stuff. You did not have to do that. Um thank you to the Reds. Um appreciate you reaching out. And also they sent us a message that they did listen to the pod. Um thank you, Reds. We are forever game for. All right, who do we got? Guys, there's a little dial at the top.

SPEAKER_04 21:43

Okay. The first card is a white Brook Baldwin. Never heard of it. Never heard of him. Oreo's card coming up.

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Brooks Baldwin.

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Zach Elfin.

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Zach Elfin. Can I get him? Can I get it out? Can I get it? We'll see. We'll see. We'll see.

SPEAKER_04 22:09

Okay, from the Colorado Rockies. Arrow Shunk. Or Aaron Shunk. From the Dodgers. Hunter Fiduque. Yes.

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Hunter Fiduque.

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Yes. And then from the from the Mariners. Cowroll. Randy Arrozania.

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Randy Arrozarina.

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He's actually really good. Shout out.

SPEAKER_05 22:41

Alright, um, we wanna before we uh before we go uh do the closeout music here, Gunner.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

Thank you for the Reds.

SPEAKER_05 22:49

Thank you to the Cincinnati Reds for being it. Uh please, everyone, please subscribe to the quality podcast. We will not be putting out any content over the summer, so make sure you stay connected. I'll try to do some quick pods kind of near the end of summer. And stay tuned for next week. On Thursday, we will be dropping our teacher podcast. It'll be all teacher podcasts. So make sure you stay quality. Stay stay tuned.

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You know what's you know what's ironic? The red sent us a pack, and there's no red yes.

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They're mascots.

SPEAKER_04 23:21

No, yeah, in the pack they're in the pack.

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Don't forget, stay quality, and we'll see you soon.

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Stay quality.