Koalaty Podcast Episode 21-Talkin cereal with 5th grade

We try our hand at the Mount Rushmore of cereals. We discuss what some of our favorites are and we "try" to not go off the rails to much!  Enjoy the ASMR of chewing, and don’t forget the milk! 

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:04

All right, you know what that sound means. We're back for another quality podcast episode. It's me, the best host ever, Nolan, and it's Mount Rushmore season. We're doing the Mount Rushmore of cereals today with Gunner, Luca, and Sam. So we're doing a snake draft. Um let's kick it off. Cocoa petals. Like I hear yeah. I like chocolate and cocoa petals. Like, they make chocolate milk. Cocoa petals or cocoa pumps? Cocoa petals. You said cocoa petals. Cocoa pedals?

SPEAKER_02 0:41

Pebbles.

SPEAKER_03 0:42

Pebbles. Oh no. Like bicycle petals? Um, no, don't, don't. I'm gonna take Lucky Charms. I don't I don't like Lucky Charms all the choice. Solid choice. Lucky Charms to go. No, they're just so plain. We all know we just get the marshmallows out of it. What? No. I saved them for last. I saved the marshmallows for last. Anyway, my first pick is Reese's puffs. Okay, yes, those are okay. Those are okay. I've never had Reese's Puffs. You should try those. They're good. I will if I can. Alright, Sam, you get one more pick. Um my second pick is Cap and Crunch. Cap and Crunch? All berries or just the original? Original. Oh.

unknown 1:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:24

Um I'm gonna take honey nut Cheerios. Dude, those are those are superior breakfast right there. I'm great. Okay, Gunner, you get two? Uh Cocoa Puffs. Okay. Um I just love chocolate cereal. And then we can tell. Um, and then Reese Puffs. He already chose Reese's puffs. Oh, wait, yeah, that's true. I can't do that. Um, just like plain uh like Cheerios, not honey nuts. Plain Cheerios?

SPEAKER_04 1:58

Those have plain Cheerios.

SPEAKER_03 2:01

Those taste like air. Those are lucky charms, just like the No, they're not lucky charms. Lucky charms are sweet. Normal Cheerios are just milk at this point.

SPEAKER_04 2:14

Exactly. Um I feel like some people might not count this as a cereal, but I'm gonna go with uh Nutella granola. What? Excuse me? Granola's awesome!

SPEAKER_06 2:29

Chill out.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

There's so many good cereals on the board, and you pick Nutella granola?

SPEAKER_03 2:36

I don't get a lot of cereals. Oh. Oh. Trust me, we can tell. Alright. Okay, last two right here. Uh frosted flakes. Dude, the the Aldi brand? No. No, Tony the Tiger, those ones are just the the Aldi brand, though. What the Aldi brand with the polar bear, though? Oh, those are the good ones. Exactly. And they come in bigger boxes.

unknown 3:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:01

Alright, what's your next pick? Okay, regular fruity pebbles. What? Yes.

SPEAKER_04 3:06

Yes. Yes. I'm gonna go with frosted mini weeds.

SPEAKER_03 3:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:11

Those are pretty good. Thin toast crunch.

SPEAKER_03 3:13

Okay, last one right here. Wait, no. Was that his last one? Okay. And then, oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 3:21

Wait, Gunnar, you already been. That's your last one? Yeah. Oh. You had his puffs.

SPEAKER_03 3:26

Yeah. You had Coco Puffs and Cheerios. Coco. Okay. Coco. Um okay, Luca, last pick.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

Um, you're done. We're we want you to rap.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

We did? Okay. Rap. Yes, rap. Wrap it up. Rap. Thanks you for listening and always remember to stay quality.

SPEAKER_05 3:57

Welcome back, quality listeners. We're here with Chase, Olivia, and Kaden. I'm the real host this time of Catus. No, not Cap. Okay, Chase, what's your first one?

SPEAKER_07 4:13

Reason.

SPEAKER_03 4:14

Okay, that's really good. I actually really like that. I like Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms, they taste like rice crackers.

SPEAKER_07 4:24

Disgusting. The only thing I like about Lucky Charms are the mar marshmallows.

SPEAKER_03 4:31

Yeah, they're really gross. Um I'll I I like tricks.

SPEAKER_07 4:38

Wait, which which one? Tricks, marshmallows, or regular?

SPEAKER_03 4:43

Regular.

SPEAKER_07 4:44

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:45

And my second trick is fruit. Fruity. I said fruit loops. Fruit loops? What is that?

SPEAKER_07 4:54

I like fruit loops.

SPEAKER_03 4:55

You don't know what fruit loops are? No.

SPEAKER_07 4:58

Yeah, no. Just leave.

SPEAKER_03 5:01

Seriously.

SPEAKER_07 5:04

Leave. Leave. Leave.

SPEAKER_03 5:06

No, I'm not leaving.

SPEAKER_07 5:07

Yes. Leave. No, you can't leave it. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 5:12

I like the Wednesday cereal. It tastes really good. Yeah, that's really good, but my cousins always make fun of me because they say, why is it black though?

SPEAKER_07 5:24

Uh my last pick is the um chocolate chip cookie cereal.

SPEAKER_00 5:32

Cookie crisp?

SPEAKER_07 5:33

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 5:34

Oh, I've never had that before, but that sounds good.

SPEAKER_07 5:41

And the Oreo cereal.

SPEAKER_03 5:44

The Oreo cereal, yeah, that's really good.

SPEAKER_00 5:48

Scuba.

SPEAKER_03 5:49

No. I like fruity pebbles. I just like random cereals. Fruity pebbles are delicious. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 6:01

It just depends.

SPEAKER_03 6:03

Yeah. Yeah. Um I like apple jack.

SPEAKER_07 6:14

Disgusting.

SPEAKER_03 6:15

What's that?

SPEAKER_07 6:17

Yes, those are disgusting.

SPEAKER_03 6:18

Almond milk gets better.

SPEAKER_07 6:20

I've never had a walame milk, but still is disgusting.

SPEAKER_05 6:24

Can I say something real quick? Just like one thing that I like. I think you guys might make fun of me for this. I like honey bunches of oats with banana slices and honey.

SPEAKER_07 6:33

Yeah, get out. Get out. Leave. Leave.

SPEAKER_03 6:38

Yeah, no, I just really love that. Okay. Thanks for listening. Stay quality, listening. Stay quality. Stay quality. Welcome back. It's uh Silas, and we're doing a Mount Rushmore of cereal. We have Dustin, Nyao, and Brooklyn uh Brook um Brooklyn on in the studio. Uh Dustin, what's your what's on your Mount Rushmore of um on uh on cereal? Reese's puffs. Really? It has to be Reese's puffs. They m the Reese's puffs are made out of actual Reese's. Like they put it in the puffs. Okay. No, it is good. Milk or without milk. Both. But I mostly like it without milk, so what's on yours? Cinnamon dust crate. See, that's salad. That's salad. Yeah. Especially the after milk. Yeah. Yes, the after milk. When you get to the end milk, it tastes like cinnamon dust. Yeah. Okay. Mine is count chocolate. What? What? I never heard of that cereal. No, I never heard of that. I tried that like last year and it sucks. It makes the best chocolate milk. No, it doesn't. Brooklyn, what's on your second pick of um on the Mount Rushmore cereal? Teddy Grams. What? That's a thing. Uh uh, I think Treddy. I think Teddy Grams are gram crackers, not cereal.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

I think there is.

SPEAKER_03 8:26

Wait, it is oh.

SPEAKER_00 8:28

It's not good. No, it is not good.

SPEAKER_01 8:31

I I no I will watch on your um second pick on the Mel Rush More cereal.

SPEAKER_03 8:48

Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I agree. Especially the chocolate ones are good. There's chocolate? Yeah, there is chocolate. Chocolate ones suck. Yeah, they're cocoa puffs, but they're made they're the same brand though. Nothing gets two picks. What's on what's your second pick? Uh if I gotta choose my second pick, it would be trick cereal. Trick. Remember the trick's yogurt? They make a cereal. I don't see it. I don't see it. Yeah. How is it not good? It's not.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Alright, yes. Alright, I guess I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_03 9:29

I feel like it's too like Oh, my other pig. The only one that I would eat is Captain Crunch. Lucky Charms. Lucky. Lucky charms. The only part I like about Lucky Charms. I don't like when Lucky Marshmallows and Lucky Charms get soggy. What? That's the best part. Yeah, I wasn't right. The marshmallows are I yeah, the marshmallows with soggy are not good, but when they're normal, I like them. Anyway. Alright, look at uh Cheerios. Yeah, no milk. Oh my god. No milk.

SPEAKER_01 10:37

Goodbye. Stay quality. Bye bye.

SPEAKER_00 10:44

Hello everyone. We're here. Well, boys, the time has come. We heard our classmates talk about cereals. I don't know why Moises hasn't turned the camera to the crew. It's a definitive cereal discussion. We're not doing a Mount Rushmore. We're not doing power rankings. We're just talking cereal. Okay? You guys were tasked with coming up the hottest takes about cereal. I'm gonna start with my hot take about cereal. Are you ready?

SPEAKER_06 11:14

Sure.

SPEAKER_00 11:15

Are you are you sure?

SPEAKER_06 11:16

Sure.

SPEAKER_00 11:17

Here's my take. You ready? Most cereals taste better without milk.

SPEAKER_03 11:23

Okay.

unknown 11:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

Oh no.

SPEAKER_06 11:25

What's no? Yes?

SPEAKER_03 11:26

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 11:27

No, wait, wait. The best part is that after after after you eat all the cereal, you drink. Oh, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00 11:32

I'm sorry. What's a rice krispie treat? Oh. Oh, oh, oh!

SPEAKER_03 11:37

Oh, yeah, I'd say so.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

Most cereals taste better without milk.

SPEAKER_03 11:42

Most of them.

SPEAKER_06 11:44

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 11:44

I'd agree with that.

SPEAKER_00 11:45

Just think about it.

SPEAKER_06 11:46

There's a Lucky Charms bar.

SPEAKER_00 11:49

Lucky Charms bars are delicious. But with milk, they're trash. Look at this. Look at this. Zoom the camera over here. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Who is eating this? Who is eating this? With milk. That's what I'm saying. These things get soggy within a week. Let's not crunch though. Here, open that one up. Open that one up. Now give everyone, everyone take one of the little rice pieces. And tell me that's good. It's delicious.

SPEAKER_03 12:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

It's delicious, right? But if you put milk on it, it would lose all that flavor.

unknown 12:23

No, it's even better.

SPEAKER_06 12:24

Alright, so I lied. When I was sick, I ate a whole lot of things.

SPEAKER_00 12:27

So milk, so are we in agreement that milk is not, it's it's not productive.

SPEAKER_06 12:30

It depends on how you're feeling.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

Alright, okay, Sam, what's a hot what's your cereal hot take? Talk into the mic too, because you're away from mic.

SPEAKER_06 12:37

Just take a handful.

SPEAKER_03 12:39

Um plain honey nut Cheerios, like not honey nut, just regular Cheerios, taste like air.

SPEAKER_00 13:00

Just like regul like the regular yellow box Cheerios are just air. Yeah, they taste like a tell that to every baby in the United States of America.

SPEAKER_06 13:08

Babies don't have good taste buds. They can't complain mostly.

SPEAKER_00 13:11

I mean, I I don't think they taste like air. I think they just taste like just food. Cheese.

SPEAKER_03 13:17

They're forced, they're forced to eat it. Because they can't like talk and like speak or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 13:22

Alright, okay. Bennett, what is your cereal hot take? As we're getting some great ASMR of your you chewing right now. Okay, don't do that. The listeners don't like that. Cut his mic if he does that again. He hasn't done it yet. Alright, what's your hot take? My hot take is when the cereal gets soggy. Oh my gosh. We just cleaned the studio. Don't do that. Alright.

SPEAKER_03 13:47

Mr. Bartle, you chap some time.

SPEAKER_00 13:49

I know. When the cereal gets soggy, what?

SPEAKER_06 13:52

It like. And wait, so like you're not like seriously, like you're saving all the marshmallows, and then when the marshmallows are like they get soggy, and then they stick everywhere.

SPEAKER_00 14:03

It's just like you're just talking about sogginess. That's your hot take. Sogginess.

SPEAKER_03 14:07

The marshmallows only get soggy like after 30 minutes of it sitting out.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

True. Alright, Caden. Cereal hot take.

SPEAKER_06 14:16

Marshmallows are so good.

SPEAKER_00 14:19

Caden, we need a cereal hot take. We know you got one.

SPEAKER_03 14:22

Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

SPEAKER_00 14:24

What about it?

SPEAKER_03 14:25

It's just like Toast Crunch is good.

SPEAKER_00 14:28

Would you put it in elite status?

SPEAKER_03 14:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 14:31

I don't know if I'd put it in elite status.

SPEAKER_03 14:33

Well, not if you don't have uh enough milk to put in it. Like if it's not uh enough milk to like for it to deep down into, it's like not.

SPEAKER_00 14:46

What is deep down into? I'm not I'm really concerned at what he's talking about.

SPEAKER_03 14:50

Like you like, you push the cereal down in the milk.

SPEAKER_00 14:55

Oh, so you're like soaking the f the squares.

SPEAKER_03 14:58

It's it's good. Like that.

SPEAKER_00 15:00

That is a wild take.

SPEAKER_03 15:01

But without that.

SPEAKER_00 15:02

You don't like the crunchiness of it? No. That is wild. You like a soggy cereal.

SPEAKER_03 15:08

Yeah. No. Comment down below. Like that's the only thing I disagree with. Comment down below. Do you agree with Caitlin? It's like crunchy, but like soap.

SPEAKER_00 15:19

How can something be crunchy and soggy?

SPEAKER_03 15:21

I said it's soaked and crunchy.

SPEAKER_00 15:24

Bennett has just been smashing on these lucky charms. Like it. He has just literally look at this. Look at this. Look at this beach.

SPEAKER_03 15:31

Look at the floor. Look at the floor.

SPEAKER_00 15:33

Quality listeners, I know for those of you listening on the pod, he has destroyed the floor.

SPEAKER_06 15:38

I will clean it up. No, you won't.

SPEAKER_03 15:41

And then you're eating with the mat in your face.

SPEAKER_00 15:47

Alright. That was our cereal discussion. Stay tuned for more. Oh wait. Boy, that has been boy, what a podcast this is. I'm so excited for this ASMR of our quality podcast students eating cereal. Alright. Oh my gosh. Did we see that? Nolan, do you eat?

SPEAKER_07 16:16

I had no breakfast this morning. Found it. Alright.

SPEAKER_00 16:20

Quit chewing for a second. Quit chewing for a second. Alright. So let's tell the quality listeners what is fifth grade doing tomorrow? What are we doing?

SPEAKER_03 16:29

We're going on a field trip to Michigan. No. Greenfield. Is it no Dearborn? It's Greenfield.

SPEAKER_05 16:36

No, we're going to Greenfield Village.

SPEAKER_00 16:39

In Dearborn, Michigan.

SPEAKER_05 16:40

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 16:42

Locations are hard. Alright, so we had a great Mount Rushmore talking about cereal. We had serial discussions. We had serial hot takes. We're going to do a special, another part of my take segment. I picked you guys because you guys would be the only ones to do it. It's called Firefest of the Week. So a fire.

SPEAKER_02 17:03

What?

SPEAKER_00 17:04

A fire on the fire! A Firefest is something. If there was a music event that they tried to create, and it was called Firefest, and it was just a big mess and it didn't work. Okay. So when you talk about your Firefest, you talk about something that's like, this was awful. This was the worst part of my week. Okay? Alright, so you ready? I'll give an example and then you guys give yours, okay? Alright, here we go. My Firefest of the week is my back still really hurts. And if you I was coaching football on Saturday and I shattered my back, and there was actually a kid from Weiser Park there, and he goes, Oh, I can get by you, and I was like, No way. Oh, he got by me because my back just disseparated from my body.

unknown 17:49

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

And it still really hurts. And um it's been in a lot of pain, and a first grader said, You act like you're an old man. I'm like, Well, no one else.

SPEAKER_05 17:59

I saw you once I came back, and I was like, Is he okay?

SPEAKER_00 18:03

No, I wasn't okay.

SPEAKER_05 18:04

Did you go to the doctor?

SPEAKER_00 18:06

No, I don't believe in doctors.

SPEAKER_05 18:07

Oh, yeah, me either.

SPEAKER_00 18:08

I think they're they're they're just trying to get you. Alright, Gunnar, what's your fire fest of the week?

SPEAKER_03 18:13

My fire f my fire fest of the week is um uh I don't know if I have one. Okay, that's fine. My weekend's been good.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

Alright, Nolan, what's your fire fest of the week?

SPEAKER_03 18:28

Social studies.

SPEAKER_00 18:29

Oh, why?

SPEAKER_03 18:31

I mean, it's just we have to learn about the 13 colonies, and all 50 states, like I know, I know the 50 states and I know what the 13 colonies are. Um, I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna.

SPEAKER_00 18:46

This is the weirdest fire fest. You're just complaining about school. All right, okay.

SPEAKER_05 18:53

Dad dumb.

SPEAKER_00 18:53

All right, Andrew.

SPEAKER_05 18:55

Learning.

SPEAKER_00 18:55

Oh my god. I think there's no point of what after I the superintendent listens to this podcast.

SPEAKER_05 19:03

Why would our teachers do things if we're done with testing? And there's even no point of testing. So what why are we learning? The point of testing is to get smarter.

SPEAKER_02 19:16

Actually, no, testing is for everything.

SPEAKER_00 19:21

Nolan, fix fix your mic. Fix your mic. Hi there. Okay. Um, Andre, you should always want to learn because the more you learn, the more you earn.

SPEAKER_03 19:30

The more you learn.

SPEAKER_05 19:31

But why can't we just be born with brains?

SPEAKER_00 19:34

I mean, technically, you are born with a brain.

SPEAKER_05 19:36

But a brain that works.

SPEAKER_00 19:38

Your brain doesn't work when you're born?

SPEAKER_05 19:40

No.

SPEAKER_00 19:41

How do you know?

SPEAKER_05 19:42

My brain still doesn't work.

SPEAKER_03 19:49

Your brain is one of the map and do everything you need to do for a real daily basis. Try to have food in my mouth.

SPEAKER_00 19:56

Alright. This show got off the rails really quickly. Well, that was a great show. The Quality Podcast is recorded and edited here at Wiser Park. Wiser Park is part of Fort Wayne Community Schools. Remember, you can learn more at FWCS.org. You can also visit us on Coality Podcast.com to find out more information. If you want to learn more about the Quality Podcast, check out our YouTube channel. We're getting ready to celebrate May celebration this weekend. We post videos and new stuff this week. Check it out. And pardon my take please don't sue us for stealing your segments.