Koalaty Podcast, Hot Seat Cool Throne

The koalas are taking on one of the Internet’s most popular segments as they talk about what’s on the hot seat in their world and what’s on the cool throne! Make sure your tuning in and staying Koalaty!

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:03

Silas, sit down.

SPEAKER_05 0:04

Hello, guys. Hello, good friend.

SPEAKER_00 0:07

Don't start talking yet. Hello, everyone. Oh, that's way too loud. Okay. All right. Hello, everyone. We've got the entire fifth grade podcasting class. How are you? For some reason, we gave Luca control of one mic.

SPEAKER_05 0:29

Including Gunner behind the camera.

SPEAKER_00 0:31

We have Gunner behind the camera who doesn't know how to keep it an angle still, which is No, do not do that. Yeah. Alright. Hello, guys. So we've got a great show today. We're starting our new segment, Hot Seat Cool Throne. We kind of got started with that before the intro. What's going on at Weiser Park? We got six weeks. Well, really, by the time you're listening, it's five weeks left. Caden, what's going on at the WP today? Or this week?

SPEAKER_05 0:58

Well, this week is Riley Week. We have we have Smencels, and you pay one dollar to wear your pajamas on Friday.

SPEAKER_00 1:10

No free ads. But yes, um, that is true. It is we are having Riley Week. Um, by the time we're you're listening to this, um, if you haven't bought your svencils yet, that's too bad because it's over. Um so uh unless you have a time traveling capabilities, uh we'll find out if we're a miracle school. Gotta get the money. Um who else has something going on at the WP this week? Anybody?

SPEAKER_05 1:36

Oh. This is the times where kids just start the what?

SPEAKER_00 1:42

We are your schools.

SPEAKER_05 1:43

Is wearing I have a question.

SPEAKER_00 1:45

Okay, Brooklyn, everybody quiet. Brooklyn has a question.

SPEAKER_05 1:47

Is wearing pajamas against school um dress code pajamas? I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, but like everyone's in a while.

SPEAKER_00 1:56

Everyone's talking at the same time. I'll say spirit. Everyone's talking at the same time.

SPEAKER_05 2:00

It's only like two people that's talking at the same time.

SPEAKER_00 2:04

It was me and okay, so uh I mean, yeah, but everything. Alright, I have a question. What um you guys are in the twilight of your wiser park career.

SPEAKER_05 2:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

What are you we've got fifth grade celebration coming up? We got May celebration.

SPEAKER_05 2:22

Deerfield, Michigan.

SPEAKER_00 2:23

Yeah, Deerfield, Michigan trip coming up. What? Deerfield. Greenfield Deerfield. Bro, someone take Caden's mic. He's he lost it. No, no, no, no. Okay, stop, stop, stop. No, no, no, no, no. I got it, I got it. They're expensive. They're expensive. We budget ain't in what it used to be. All right. Um uh give the mic to Olivia. I want to ask her a question. Hi, Olivia. Hi. How are how are the vibes today?

SPEAKER_06 2:48

Kind of good.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

Kind of good. Olivia, what are you looking forward to most as we kind of wrap up the school year?

SPEAKER_06 2:56

To talk a little bit more and stuff and not get yelled at. By who?

SPEAKER_00 3:03

By who? Who is yelling at?

SPEAKER_05 3:08

You yell at us every year. I yell at everybody, including justice. Possibly.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

Okay. Alright, very good. Uh, give the mic to Silas, because Silas always has a good take for everybody. Silas, how uh how's it going?

SPEAKER_04 3:26

I'm tired.

SPEAKER_00 3:27

Silas, how uh are you ready for elementary school to be over and on to middle school?

SPEAKER_05 3:32

I think so.

SPEAKER_00 3:33

Silas, what is the one thing that you've loved so far about fifth grade?

SPEAKER_05 3:40

Having fun.

SPEAKER_00 3:42

Wow. What an astute observation. Just terrific. Uh give the mic to Andrew. Inspirational. Well, no, you got oh my god. Andrew, uh Andrew, you what um uh as we get ready for fifth grade celebration and those types of things. What do you think the quality podcast should do for fifth grade celebration?

SPEAKER_01 4:06

Um, I think we should um interview people maybe and like ask them about it and have a party. Just, you know.

SPEAKER_00 4:17

Would you like to hear my idea?

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Yes, sure.

SPEAKER_00 4:20

Well, I'm not gonna tell you because it's a secret. Um, give the mic to Chase. He has something to say for some reason.

SPEAKER_04 4:27

Yo, chill.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

Well, Bennett's all tangled up because he go ahead. My idea is for everyone to hit the sea lion. No my god, stop. I don't know. Nope. Mics go off. No. Is this a dance? Yes.

SPEAKER_06 4:41

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

You did you it's a TikTok dance. Of course it is. Of course.

SPEAKER_06 4:47

You act like a sea lion.

SPEAKER_00 4:49

Airbite when you hit the sea lion. No, you know, dances used to be fun, and now you're just mimicking animals.

SPEAKER_05 4:59

All right.

SPEAKER_00 5:00

On this episode of the Quality Podcast, we are going to do hot seat cool throne for our fifth graders. That'll be our next segment. Um, and we've also got some fourth grade updates, some third grade updates, and we hope you enjoy the show. Remember to like and subscribe.

SPEAKER_05 5:18

Oh, yeah.

unknown 5:19

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

Follow us on all of our social channels. And don't forget to check out FWCS's YouTube channel. The Quality Podcast was featured on a most recent FWCS YouTube short. Oh, yeah. Yes, Bennett was a featured discussion. Yeah, but he still was about to go. How did you think about that interviewing uh Dr. Daniel?

SPEAKER_01 5:40

Um, at first. That's fantastic.

SPEAKER_00 5:43

Um thank you so very much, Bennett. All right, we will see you on. All right, hello everyone. It's a brand new episode of the Quality Podcast. We are starting a segment. We want to give a huge shout out to our friends at Pardon My Take Podcast with Big Cat and PFT. Um, we are doing our own version of their legendary segment, Hot Sea Cool Throne. Um, and Hot Sea Cool Throne for us is sponsored by Bravas on Fairfield Avenue. Bravas, come and try their new peanut butter burger, come and try the original Snoop Dogg, all those great items. The weather's getting nicer. Bravas is opening their patio this weekend, so check them out on Fairfield Avenue this weekend. Bravas, we got mouths to feed. All right, gentlemen, we've got the great Nolan, Dustin, and Gunner here uh for our segment. How are we feeling today, boys? Good.

SPEAKER_05 6:37

You're pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 6:38

All right, I'm gonna start today um and get us rolling here. Um and remember, so we talked about what hot seat Cool Throne is, the whole premise of it. We're gonna start with our hot seats. Okay, here we go. Are you ready? Yes. My hot seat, boys, is kids having nicer stuff than me. How is this happening? I pulled out, I got a new phone. Okay. Yeah. Uh-huh. I got an iPhone 17. I was very proud of it, you know. And um, one kid goes, I got a 17 Pro Max. I said, How? How do you have nicer things than me? How are these kids getting nicer things than us teachers? Why why is this happening?

SPEAKER_04 7:16

I I really don't understand.

SPEAKER_02 7:17

I really don't know either, mostly. Their parents are rich.

SPEAKER_00 7:21

But they're not, though. That's they're the same kids that get the Pro Max are the same ones who have the car with something falling off the top and rolling in in car line. I don't understand it. Where where are you getting these Pro Max's?

SPEAKER_05 7:34

My grandma, no, my grandma is so rich.

SPEAKER_00 7:37

Thank you, Gunnar. That was profound. All right, Nolan, go with your hot seat, please.

SPEAKER_04 7:44

Oh, one of my hot seats is types of laptops because there's so many different brands and prices that are outrageous, and they all do the the exact same thing.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

I mean you're saying like like Lenovo or like whatever.

SPEAKER_04 7:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:00

Thoughts, boys?

SPEAKER_04 8:01

They all just like run Google.

SPEAKER_02 8:03

Uh yeah, I mostly agree with Nolan. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:06

There's too many laptop types.

SPEAKER_02 8:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:09

Why would I want to buy a thousand dollar laptop that does exactly the same thing as like you just say $1,000? Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:20

Hot seat, hot seat Nolan for thinking some laptops are a thousand bucks. They could be. Apple is probably that way. Alright, Dusty, what's your hot seat?

SPEAKER_02 8:27

Um, my hot seat is McDonald's burger. They just make it too flat. They make it too flat. Like, it's like it's a bigger one. Oh, that's so true. Like, I it doesn't like it. Like, have you ever had a quarter pounder?

SPEAKER_04 8:40

No, like the original cheeseburger. Like it's so flat. The advertisements make it like so puffy and perfect, but when you get it, it's like it looks like they dropped it on the ground. Like five pounds.

SPEAKER_05 8:51

It disappoints me.

SPEAKER_00 8:53

It disappoints you?

SPEAKER_02 8:54

It really disappoints me too.

SPEAKER_00 8:56

What did you think you ordered a dollar cheeseburger? What did you think it was gonna be?

SPEAKER_02 9:00

That's true, though.

SPEAKER_05 9:01

I thought it was gonna be juicy, yummy, uh that delicious.

SPEAKER_04 9:07

No, it's a good bun, too. Not the buns from Walmart that fell on the ground 19 times.

SPEAKER_00 9:13

I liked it. Alright, Gunner, what's your hot seat?

SPEAKER_04 9:16

The lunchroom. It's too small.

SPEAKER_00 9:18

Our lunch is too small. Our lunchroom? Excuse me. Our lunchroom is too small.

SPEAKER_04 9:23

Our lunchroom's like the size of the gym. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 9:26

That is a Okay, okay, expand. Expand on what you.

SPEAKER_05 9:31

I'm always squished.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

That's because hold on.

SPEAKER_02 9:36

That's because there's too much kids in the seats.

SPEAKER_00 9:38

No, wait, wait, hold on. This might be a gunner problem, not necessarily a lunchroom problem. But do we have two kids too many kids in the school?

SPEAKER_04 9:49

No, it's because it's because when people sit at the table, they either sit on one side of the table or the other, and they never sit in the middle. So everyone's just squished to spend.

SPEAKER_00 9:57

Okay, but Gunnar's complaining. Wait, now hold okay, hold on. I'm in the lunchroom every day, Gunner. You you kind of take up like three spaces. So I'm No, I don't!

SPEAKER_05 10:07

Oh gosh!

SPEAKER_00 10:08

Gunnar takes his cold food and his hot food, and then he kind of like spreads it out on the table.

SPEAKER_05 10:13

Oh, wait, that is kind of chew. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:15

So hold on, all right.

SPEAKER_05 10:16

Maybe there's a reason.

SPEAKER_00 10:17

We can address that later. Alright, let's move on to cool thrones here, boys. Alright. My cool throne is me.

SPEAKER_02 10:25

Okay, gosh. Really?

SPEAKER_00 10:26

I'm on the cool throne.

SPEAKER_02 10:28

Gunner, can you eat?

SPEAKER_00 10:31

I'm on the cool throne. Because I'm I'm just I'm in a good mood. I'm feeling good.

SPEAKER_04 10:35

Good for you.

SPEAKER_05 10:36

The door is that way.

SPEAKER_04 10:37

Good for you, but that's a little bit cringe.

SPEAKER_05 10:40

The door is that way.

SPEAKER_00 10:41

It can be cringe. That's what I'm gonna say. It's it's gonna be cringe. Alright. Uh let's go back to Gunner. We'll kind of go a different direction. Gunner, what is your cool throne?

SPEAKER_05 10:49

Mine is the stand. Um the standard is so good.

SPEAKER_00 10:53

Like, like the stand, like ice cream place?

SPEAKER_05 10:56

Yeah. Yeah. They're they're hot dogs, the ice cream.

SPEAKER_00 10:59

It's nothing compared to Zesto's. It's nothing.

SPEAKER_04 11:01

No, that's not true. The stand is way better. But you can like ride your bike to the stand and like find your.

SPEAKER_00 11:07

I can ride my bike to Zesto's if I had wanted to ride a bike, but I have a driver's license. But the point is that you're out of your mind. Yeah, but at least you get hot dogs. The stand is like 20, it's like a 20-minute wait to walk, to walk up, because it's so long. The lines are always long. Oh my god. Dusty, give me your cool tone.

SPEAKER_02 11:25

Uh the new movie that came out, the Mario Galaxy movie. Oh, that was a good one. I haven't seen that.

SPEAKER_05 11:30

It was so good. I loved it. Don't spoil it. Don't spoil it. It was so good.

SPEAKER_00 11:37

I've heard people don't like it though. I've heard people say that it's just a bunch of like cameos and characters.

SPEAKER_04 11:43

No, it was like ten times better than the last one because the last one got boring after watching it like twice. Like, but this one, I feel like I can watch it a million times. It's so good.

SPEAKER_02 11:53

Like, that's true. Like, I cannot disagree with that.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

I don't really do we really need another Mario movie.

SPEAKER_04 12:03

No. No, there is a cliffhanger at the end in the credit scene. Daisy. Yeah, Daisy.

SPEAKER_00 12:08

Well, spoiler alert, for those of you who haven't seen it, Nolan just dropping the.

SPEAKER_04 12:11

Yeah, you're welcome, everyone.

SPEAKER_00 12:12

Alright, Nolan, you're cool throne.

SPEAKER_04 12:14

Don't sue me. Um Chick-fil-A.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

Cool Throne is Chick-fil-A, okay. Expand. Why are they back on the Cool Throne?

SPEAKER_04 12:22

Um, their number one meal.

SPEAKER_00 12:24

Just the regular chicken sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 12:28

You gotta get the Chick-fil-a sauce too. I almost put Chick-fil-A sauce something on the burger, and then just you're here's Plus, it'll fill you up so you can just save the fries for later. With a Dr. Pepper as well. Sorry for interrupting you.

SPEAKER_00 12:41

I almost put Chick-fil-A on the hot seat because you know what they did. Oh yeah, excuse you. You know what they did to my order the other day? I had a very simple order. I heard a chicken sandwich, ordered a large fry, and I ordered a Coke Zero. Doesn't seem very difficult, does it?

SPEAKER_04 12:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:55

Do you know what I received?

SPEAKER_04 12:57

What?

SPEAKER_00 12:57

A spicy chicken, a grilled nugget, and a diet coke. What how is this difficult? Those aren't even the same things.

SPEAKER_04 13:05

It's because like a high schooler is working on it. Probably. Nolan, how did they fail that bad?

SPEAKER_00 13:09

Alright. That was our first hot seat cool throne. Stay tuned for more fifth grade students. Stay quality.

SPEAKER_02 13:16

Yep, stay quality.

SPEAKER_00 13:21

Alright, we've got brand new kids here. We're gonna continue with our hot seat cool throne segment brought to you by Braves on Fairfield. Please go today for their No Spring Patio menu. Alright, we've got Brooklyn. How are you today, Brooklyn? Caden and Sam.

unknown 13:36

Good.

SPEAKER_00 13:37

How are you today? Good. Alright. Okay, we're gonna start with hot seats. I'm gonna start first. I've got mine to start first, kind of get us in the mo uh ready to go. My hot seats is iLearn. iLearn is back. Indeed. It is back.

SPEAKER_03 13:53

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 13:54

We have to do it. Not even for a grade either. It's not fun. Why do we do it if it's not a good one? Well, it is the law. So we do have to do it because of the law.

SPEAKER_05 14:04

But why does it have to be?

SPEAKER_00 14:05

Because it is. There's nothing we can do about it.

SPEAKER_05 14:07

If it's not going in the grade book, why does it matter?

SPEAKER_00 14:11

Well, because what the there's a lot of reasons, but my hot iLearn is my hot seat. And I think we all can agree that it needs to be. Alright, we'll go to let's go in the middle first. Caden, what is your hot seat today?

SPEAKER_05 14:22

My hot seat. It is Lexia Core 5. Oh my god. We're going.

SPEAKER_00 14:29

Why? Okay.

SPEAKER_05 14:30

I I'm I know lady that talks is very uh uh uh uh uh annoying. She says, uh please something, and she she just talks and talks and talks and talks.

SPEAKER_00 14:43

So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So so you're uh you're not saying that Lexia itself is on the hot seat.

SPEAKER_05 14:51

It's just a lady that talks.

SPEAKER_00 14:53

She just the AI is on the hot seat.

SPEAKER_05 14:56

She just talks and talks without stopping.

SPEAKER_00 14:59

Now I'm kidding, can I push back on this a little bit? You do understand that that AI's program's whole thing is to to talk, right?

SPEAKER_05 15:07

Like, yeah, but but like it's rage, like it gets to a point where it's just rage, baby.

SPEAKER_03 15:14

Why can't we just stop talking? She's just like, please try again.

SPEAKER_00 15:20

You know what could remedy that if if you answer the questions correctly.

SPEAKER_05 15:26

But I do no one's perfect. Exactly, but like once I mean I'm perfect. Once you answer it, she just talks. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 15:34

Sam, let's go to your hot seat.

SPEAKER_03 15:36

Um, for me, it's McDonald's because when I go there, there's a lot of people.

SPEAKER_00 15:41

Second McDonald's hot seat.

SPEAKER_03 15:42

My ice cream machine is always broken. And I can't get any ice cream.

SPEAKER_00 15:47

See now, but here's what I'm gonna say. Okay, uh that is a very common hot seat. Everyone puts McDonald's for that. But if you're going to McDonald's for ice cream, I'm I'm already kind of just like a like that's McDonald's isn't like an ice cream place. I would say McDonald's if you're if you're like, oh, I love McDonald's ice cream, I'm red flagging that right away. That that's a little interesting, but I agree. It's gotta get fixed. Brooklyn, hot seat.

SPEAKER_05 16:14

Um, FWCS uh spinach artichoke dip.

SPEAKER_00 16:18

Like, when do we have spinach artichoke dip?

SPEAKER_05 16:24

We never had that. Yeah, we did. We didn't spinach dip.

SPEAKER_00 16:28

Wait a minute. Wait FWCS lunch is giving spinach artichoke dip.

SPEAKER_05 16:35

No. No.

SPEAKER_00 16:36

When?

SPEAKER_05 16:37

It's just spinach dip? It's like spinach dip. It's just spinach dip. Spinach dip sounds awful. Yeah, it sucks.

SPEAKER_00 16:45

Wait a minute. So, okay, go on, Barklin.

SPEAKER_05 16:47

Um, like we're gonna eat it.

unknown 16:51

What?

SPEAKER_00 16:51

I mean, I would eat spinach artichoke dip, but like just spinach dip?

SPEAKER_05 16:55

Yeah.

unknown 16:56

No.

SPEAKER_00 16:57

Does it would they give you those like chips too with it?

SPEAKER_05 17:00

Yeah, they gave us the tortilla chips.

SPEAKER_00 17:03

Is it are they the tostitos in the bag? Yeah, yeah. Those are not good. Alright, Sam, we'll go back to you for our next one.

SPEAKER_05 17:10

So you're you're saying that those tortilla chips aren't good?

SPEAKER_00 17:14

No, they're not good.

SPEAKER_05 17:16

Those are one of the best sides, bro. Exactly. Those are one, the only reason why I have to do that. Have you ever had a dip is because of chips.

SPEAKER_00 17:24

Have you ever had a regular tortilla chip?

SPEAKER_05 17:27

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 17:28

And have you had our tortilla chips? Yes. And you would pick the ones that we have. Yes. You are out of your mind.

SPEAKER_05 17:33

They they have more salt to it. Yes. They have more flavor. Flavor. Tor Torre is regular.

SPEAKER_00 17:41

So you've been to a Mexican restaurant and went, oh, these chips, these are good, but they're no FWTS bag tortilla chips.

SPEAKER_05 17:48

I mean, yeah. Yes. Yes. Indeed.

SPEAKER_00 17:52

For all quality listeners out there, I want to apologize for Caden Moore's. No, because that take deserves the trombone of doom.

SPEAKER_05 18:02

That take is awful. No.

SPEAKER_00 18:04

In the chat. We're gonna put it in the chat. We're gonna put a we're gonna put a know what, Caden, we're gonna put a poll on this episode. Uh Fort Wayne Community Schools tortilla chips or any other tortilla chip. Fort Wayne Community Schools.

SPEAKER_05 18:18

F-O-R-T-C-O-L. Just stop before you spell it wrong. N-I-T-Y.

SPEAKER_00 18:24

He forgot the M's, but that's what's the button. Alright, Sam, what's your cool throne?

SPEAKER_03 18:29

Um, well, I have many, but the first one I have is raisin canes.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

Cool throne, raisin canes. Alright. I like it. I'm in for it. Why is it on the cool throne?

SPEAKER_03 18:39

Um, because it's just mostly everything is good, but the bread.

SPEAKER_00 18:45

Here's Mr. Martone's pro tip. Alright, you ready? Take a piece of bread. Okay. Put the chicken down. No, no, no. Before you put the fries, put the layer of sauce over the chicken. Put the fries on the second bread. The greatest sandwich of all time. Of all time.

SPEAKER_05 19:04

I want to add the fries in it.

SPEAKER_03 19:06

Fries are good on burgers and stuff. They're good.

SPEAKER_05 19:09

Exactly. I mean, I okay, you could leave the fries on. Their fries are like.

SPEAKER_00 19:14

Do you know Miss Emily, our steam teacher? Her daughter gets the like big extra large cup of sauce.

SPEAKER_05 19:21

For what? The sauce is for a big sauce.

SPEAKER_00 19:25

She just keeps it and then uses it for everything else.

SPEAKER_05 19:27

The sauce is. That's actually a big brain.

SPEAKER_00 19:29

Alright, Brooklyn, what's your cool throne?

SPEAKER_05 19:31

Bothering Officer Steve at um recess.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

Which officer Steve?

SPEAKER_05 19:36

Uh the one that orders in Brown on.

SPEAKER_00 19:40

Oh, Officer Steve Fox. Officer Steve Fox the sheriff, yes. Why is that on the cool thing? That's good?

SPEAKER_05 19:44

I don't think we should be bothering our uh because officer Steve is a great guy. Yeah. He's a chill guy. Yeah, he's a chill guy.

SPEAKER_00 19:53

So you bother him and make him unchill?

SPEAKER_05 19:55

Yes, yeah. It's fun. It's like it is.

SPEAKER_00 19:59

Alright. Alright, Caden, we gotta wrap up. What's your cool throne?

SPEAKER_05 20:02

My cool throne is IREDY. Yes. Hold on. I ready is actually fun. Because it doesn't just have one good game. It has multiple good games. By the way, it has like 10 games on there.

SPEAKER_00 20:18

By the way, no say no free ads.

SPEAKER_05 20:19

The pizza game is mad fun.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

Hey, say no free ads. No free ads.

SPEAKER_05 20:24

No free ads.

SPEAKER_00 20:25

Say point to the camera, say no free ads, iRady.

SPEAKER_05 20:27

No free ads. I ready. No free ads already.

SPEAKER_00 20:31

By the way, I ready. If you want to sponsor us, contact us at us at Weiser Park. Yes. Quality Podcast.com. Please. Anyway. All right. That was very good. Great job. Stay quality. Stay quality. Quality. All right, here we go. F