Spring Break Podcast 2026

Enjoy an extra long podcast to get you through those spring break Vibes as you travel around the world.  tell us in the comments section where you're listening from and we'll see you back in 2 weeks with a brand new show. Stay Koalaty! 

Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:00

It's the quality podcast in Baker.

SPEAKER_00 0:20

Hello, everyone. It's a brand new episode of the Koality Podcast. I'm Mr. Martone here with Nolan. Hi, Nolan. Hello. We're here with a brand new episode. It's the week before spring break. Nolan, how are we feeling? How are the vibes?

SPEAKER_03 0:38

Oh, I'm so excited for spring break.

SPEAKER_00 0:40

I just Why?

SPEAKER_03 0:41

Um, because we're going to Tennessee.

SPEAKER_00 0:44

Tennessee. What are you doing in the great volunteer state?

SPEAKER_03 0:47

Um, we're going to gosh. We're going to an Airbnb. We're going to go to some museums, some dinners, doing a little bit of fun.

SPEAKER_00 0:55

Doing a little bit of everything.

SPEAKER_03 0:56

Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

As much as we can. Nolan, so what's been going on at Weiser Park these last couple weeks? What are you, what, what are you feeling?

SPEAKER_03 1:04

Well, um, I'm really ready for uh it to end.

SPEAKER_00 1:09

Wow. Just you just want school to be over? Why?

SPEAKER_03 1:13

Um, because learning stuff.

SPEAKER_00 1:19

Because learning stuff? Learning stuff is too much. Yes. Fascinating stuff, folks. Um, all right, Nolan. Uh what are we learning about in fifth grade uh this week?

SPEAKER_03 1:30

We're learning about the science of breakable things. It's a book uh by Tay Keller, and it's about an egg drop.

SPEAKER_00 1:39

When is your egg drop?

SPEAKER_03 1:41

Um, I'm not sure if we're going to be doing one this year.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

Ooh. Intrigue. All right. So on today's show, the fifth graders are going to do their first segments. What do you think about that?

SPEAKER_03 1:52

Um, I'm pretty excited.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

Um who do you think will have the best segment? What team? Powerful stuff here. You have a lot of safe in your friends. You think your friends will be able to do that?

SPEAKER_03 2:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 2:07

Surely.

SPEAKER_00 2:08

Surely. All right. Um what else are what else are we thinking? What how's your march mat? How's your uh NCAA tournament bracket going?

SPEAKER_03 2:16

Horrible. I uh the first round I had pretty good teams on the east and west. Okay. Um I had a going pretty good there, but on the north and south it was pretty pretty rough.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

Um the Did you watch all the games?

SPEAKER_03 2:34

Uh most of them. Most of them.

SPEAKER_00 2:36

Well, I'm just gonna, but what was your what was the best game that you watched?

SPEAKER_03 2:39

Santa Clara, Kentucky.

SPEAKER_00 2:41

Santa Clara, Kentucky was pretty wild.

SPEAKER_03 2:43

I had Santa Cl I'm pretty sure I had Santa Clara winning, but sad day.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

All right. Um make sure you tune in and we're gonna have so on today's show, we've got our fifth grade segments. They're trying to impress Mr. Martone with segments. Um we have our fourth grade doing their first advertisements. Um, and then we have our third grade journalism update. Gonna be nice to hear from them. We also have second grade and first grade. We never know what we're gonna get with them. So it's gonna be very exciting. So we hope you enjoy the show today.

SPEAKER_03 3:37

Where we debate on food. Today we are debating on who has the best nuggets. Nugs, alright. Um I honestly haven't tasted b I've only the only nugs I've tasted was probably like um actually I don't really taste that much nuggets. I don't really like them. That's sad. Are we willing to do a blind ranking? Um for nugs? Let's go. Alright. You guys know how to do it?

unknown 4:06

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 4:06

So you like them without knowing what comes next to you? Let's see. Alright, so number one, Chick-fil-A out of five. Five.

unknown 4:18

Five.

SPEAKER_03 4:19

Now five is eliminated from your list. Yeah, I know. Alright, next up, Wendy's.

SPEAKER_05 4:26

Four.

SPEAKER_03 4:28

Two. Two. That's bold. Um McDonald's. One. One. Not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of McDonald's. One is the best.

unknown 4:41

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_03 4:43

You said oh, five. You said Chick-fil-A was five, and you put McDonald's as one. It's alright. It's this is just for fun. Alright, next up. Burger King.

SPEAKER_05 4:58

Three.

SPEAKER_03 5:00

Three. They have nuggets, right? Yeah. Yeah, they have nuggets. Um it's decent. Is that all five? Was that all five? Uh he only has four left. You have two. So pick the best nuggets. I got I've got two left. What's the best nuggets? I'm so confused. You didn't say Arby's. Arby's just Arby's? I don't like Arby's Arby's nuggets. Alright, go. Arby's. Two. That's all. That's two? No. Four. Um, four is the only one left. Four. Yeah, but he had two. You can do your own list. Uh that makes more sense. Alright. Now let's let's draft some foods, alright? Okay. Okay, so we all have a team. Um, me at board, Luca, Silas, Noah. Are we gonna do a snake draft or just a one, two, three? Let's do fries.

unknown 5:47

Yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_03 5:48

So are we gonna do a snake draft? So we're gonna go in like a circle? Yeah. Yeah. Alright, um, I call dips, I'm going first. Okay, you can go first. Um, I call pizza. I it's uh I thought it was fries. Actually, no, yeah, it's just food. Never mind. I'm gonna go with chicken nuggets. Uh I'm gonna go with ravioli. Dude. Bacon burgers. Bacon burgers. Okay, that's round one. Where do you do five, right? Where do you get your bacon bag? Yeah, we're doing less than five. Alright. Okay, um, my next choice is tacos. Tacos.

unknown 6:26

Tacos.

SPEAKER_03 6:27

Fries. You're doing all the sides, Luca. Spaghetti. You're going Italian. Oh, that's what I was gonna say. Are you going Italian? Uh uh, we gotta go with the good old hot dog. Um I got bacon burgers and hot dogs. That's nice. That's the end of round two. Well, that was more dramatic than it should have been, but okay, keep going. Round two. So my third choice, I'm gonna let you guys have some good ones. So I'm gonna choose ice cream. Um, I will go with a sorbet. Hmm. I've never tiramasu in my life. It's like I got I got open to the to the um dessert idea, so I think I'm gonna go chocolate cake. Wait, Silence, are you going all Italian cake? We got two more rounds. Are you going all Italian?

unknown 7:28

No.

SPEAKER_03 7:28

Yes, yes. Okay. Okay. Okay, two more rounds. Let's go. Round through four. Um, I'm gonna go with curry. Um, I'm gonna go with this is specific, BB's buttered chicken. A buttered chicken. And then go with brats. I love that. I got I like the specific idea, so I'm going Chick-fil-A number one, chicken sandwich. It goes hard, trust. Alright, one more round. Spicy chicken sandwich. This is your final round. Pick someone good. I am going to choose. Okay, just pick. Um, I'm gonna pick cookies. I'm gonna go with a filet mignon for the people that don't know what that is. It's a steak.

SPEAKER_05 8:29

Hmm.

SPEAKER_03 8:32

Uh cannolys. What are you eating? I need to I need to go OG, so I'm gonna go peanut butter and jelly. I have a question. Y'all couldn't think of that. Half of the things you said I don't even know exist. Alright, thanks for tuning in for Food Fight on the Quality Podcast. See you later. Stay quality. Yeah, I forgot to say.

SPEAKER_01 9:02

Well, welcome to the Mad Madness guys. And today we will be talk talking about March Mad Madness games. How about you, Sam?

SPEAKER_03 9:17

Yeah, so we're gonna about we're gonna talk about March Madness and like all the big upsets and that sort of stuff.

SPEAKER_01 9:24

So last night Kansas and and Saint John's played. And Darion Peterson had about at least 20. And uh, but sad, sadly, they got upset by Saint St. John's by a game-winning layup.

unknown 9:48

Like what?

SPEAKER_03 9:55

Yeah, so my favorite team is Duke. And I'm really and I'm hoping that they win it. What about you?

SPEAKER_01 10:06

Well, me personally, I'm rooting for our Arkansas because they are a really underrated team.

SPEAKER_03 10:16

Pretty good choice.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

And as well, did you see uh Vanderbilt versus Nebraska where somebody uh attempted a half-court shot and it went in and out to go to the sweet six sixteen, but Vanderbilt sadly lost.

SPEAKER_03 10:43

Yeah, I saw that. It was really intense.

SPEAKER_01 10:47

As well as Derek Darion Peterson not getting any fouls.

unknown 10:55

I know.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

As well as Cameron Boozer, uh I don't think Caden Boozer is as good as Cameron Boozer, because he just doesn't have the right skill skill set as Cam Cameron Boozer.

SPEAKER_03 11:14

Yeah I feel like I feel like that.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

And uh I'm excited for the next next games that that will come come on this evening Stakewallet, why? Stay uh and this is uh the the mad madness guys and rr remember stay co wallet.

SPEAKER_03 11:47

This is real or ridiculous, and people will be reviewing life hacks and seeing if they are real or ridiculous. Gunnar, do you want to show your life hack first or should I show mine first? You should show yours first. Okay. So this is our life hack, and it is about salt. It looks like it starts with someone pouring salt into a drain and then hydrogen peroxide into the drain. Then they wash it out with water, and the sink is clean. The next life hack is a broken key in a keyhole, then they put salt on it, and they use a knife and put the key, and the key comes out easily. And and in the last life hack they put wax on an iron and then they put some salt on the iron, and the iron is clean. There we go, okay. Gunner, do you want to? Okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:53

I have to watch it? Yeah. Oh, okay. My bad. Okay. I'm watching it.

SPEAKER_03 13:08

Okay, Gunner, do you think this is real or ridiculous?

SPEAKER_04 13:14

I think it's ridiculous. Why do you think it's ridiculous, Gunner?

SPEAKER_03 13:20

It just doesn't seem real. Yeah, that's what I thought too. Especially on the last one. They just put the iron on the salt and then it was magically clean. That seems pretty dumb.

SPEAKER_04 13:31

Well they put wax on it, then they um then they um put salt on a paper towel and then they rubbed it together, and then um it was clean.

SPEAKER_03 13:41

That seems kind of dumb. Okay, Gunnar, should we see yours now? Yes, okay.

SPEAKER_04 13:45

Um, so our video is about toothpaste. When you take the toothpaste and poke small small holes in it, then you put it in the tank of the toilet, it cleans the toilet.

SPEAKER_03 14:04

That seems uh dumb. That does what?

SPEAKER_02 14:09

It seems kind of real. Just a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 14:11

So you put toothpaste, you poke holes with a pin in the toothpaste, and then you put it in like the tank of the toilet. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:22

And then you clean you flush the toilet and the toilet's clean. Uh I would never do that with toothpaste. That seems pretty dumb. It's a waste of toothpaste.

SPEAKER_03 14:31

Yeah. And I feel like it might clog my toilet.

unknown 14:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:34

Or will like mess it up. Did you watch the video?

SPEAKER_04 14:37

Yes. Do you think it's real or ridiculous? I think that is very ridiculous. It's real.

SPEAKER_02 14:43

It's real?

SPEAKER_04 14:43

Yeah, it's real. Have you did you test it? It's real.

SPEAKER_02 14:47

Did you I think it's real gunner?

SPEAKER_04 14:50

It's real.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

Ridiculous.

SPEAKER_04 14:54

Did you test it?

SPEAKER_02 14:55

Do you have proof that it's real? It's real. It's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 14:59

Do you have proof that it's real gunner? Hold up. No. Okay, so it's not AI Gunner, hold up. But they could have just made smooth cuts.

SPEAKER_02 15:10

Like it's ridiculous. It's real. Ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 15:15

Okay. Have you tested it, Gunner? Tell me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

Then you're capping.

SPEAKER_03 15:22

Okay. Well, Gunnar says it's real, so I guess it's real then.

SPEAKER_02 15:26

No, it's realistic.

SPEAKER_03 15:28

Realistic? I mean.

SPEAKER_02 15:31

Ridiculous.

SPEAKER_00 15:32

I mean, how do you know it's real? Yeah, gonna be real is what they're asking.

SPEAKER_04 15:36

I'm big brain.

SPEAKER_00 15:38

So because you have a big brain, it's real.

SPEAKER_04 15:42

Correct.

SPEAKER_01 15:43

No.

SPEAKER_00 15:44

This this I don't understand that logic. What are you doing? Like, what are you like what are you looking it up?

SPEAKER_03 15:53

He's trying to find out if it's AI.

SPEAKER_00 15:55

Move on to the next part. Move on to the next part.

SPEAKER_03 15:57

Okay. That was real or ridiculous. And hopefully.

SPEAKER_00 16:03

He's still looking it up. This segment doesn't make any sense. He doesn't even know if it's real. He said ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 16:12

Didn't you guys research this? I told Gunnar.

unknown 16:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:17

Okay. Okay, well, that was real or ridiculous. And we're not done yet to see if toothpaste are clean and polished a toilet bowl due to its um.

SPEAKER_02 16:31

It's still a waste of toothpaste.

SPEAKER_03 16:33

Yeah, but I told you it was real.

SPEAKER_00 16:35

I mean, I I guess.

SPEAKER_03 16:36

Would you use this in real life? No. No.

SPEAKER_00 16:38

I mean, no.

SPEAKER_02 16:40

Exactly, so it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_00 16:41

Toothpaste is expensive.

unknown 16:43

It is.

SPEAKER_04 16:44

But it's still real because it works.

SPEAKER_00 16:46

Okay, that can be it can be real, but it can also be ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 16:49

Why would you why would you use why would you do this?

SPEAKER_02 16:51

Exactly. No one would do that.

SPEAKER_03 16:53

And you just I'll do it when I get home. Mr. Martin, of course you would. Look how dumb this looks.

SPEAKER_00 17:00

Is this a real video?

SPEAKER_03 17:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 17:02

So wait a minute, so you're just poking into the pin.

SPEAKER_03 17:06

Into the pin. And then you throw it in your toilet. And then you flush it.

SPEAKER_00 17:12

But why?

SPEAKER_02 17:13

It's a toilet. It's ridiculous. That's what I'm seeing.

SPEAKER_00 17:16

You ever seen that meme where they have like the guy and it's like, but why though?

SPEAKER_02 17:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:20

Like that's what that is. Like I'm not saying I'm not arguing that you couldn't do it, but my whole response would be, but why though?

SPEAKER_04 17:28

Because I want to.

SPEAKER_00 17:30

Of course you do. Wrap up the segment.

SPEAKER_03 17:32

Okay, that was real ridiculous. Come back next time to see. Stay quality. So Taylor Swift is obviously the best. She slays. Uh so let's talk about Taylor Swift. She sucks. Like, why is she always acting so special? So what about Billie Eilish? She's been through so much since she slays. Guys, what about the Rolling Stones? They have tongues as they're logo. I know, and like I have the same two-shape eye as them. Like, why the tongues though? And what about Kendra Glamar, guys, from the Super Bowl? He had bell bottoms.

unknown 18:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:14

He made Bell Bell Bottoms too. Oh, speaking of that, um, Kendra Glamara is like the same height as Olivia, and Olivia's wearing bell bottoms today. And also, what about Susie? She looks so slay at the Super Bowl last year. What about what about this year's Super Bowl? Oh yeah, this year's Super Bowl. Um, Bad Bunny played, and he had so much culture. And Bad Bunny, if you ever hear this, my abuelo is dancing on the dance floor. So What about Imagine Dragons? Their song makes me cry, and it's so calm, I just love it. Yeah, speaking of which, um, Lovely by Billy Eilish. Like, I'm always crying to that song, and it's like the best karaoke song ever. What about Harry Styles? Yeah, Harry Styles, like, I have a question about that though. Like, why is his name Harry Styles? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:14

I mean, I guess he has I I believe that's that that's his name. Like, his name is Harry, and his last name is Andrew kept saying probably because he has a hairy back.

SPEAKER_03 19:25

No, it wasn't. And good style.

SPEAKER_00 19:27

He could. He could have good style. Can I can I ask uh about an artist?

SPEAKER_03 19:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

Um, what do you guys think about um Backstreet Boys?

SPEAKER_03 19:39

Uh my mom gave me a three about that. What did they say? It's great. They're okay. They're okay. They're okay. Do you like Backstreet Boys?

SPEAKER_00 19:50

No.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

No?

SPEAKER_00 19:52

No.

SPEAKER_03 19:53

You just asked about that? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay, guys, what about Sabrano Carpenter? Like, her drink at um Dunkin' Donuts looks so good. I know. Like, I've tried it before and I was like, I was in heaven. Yeah, but why do they always skip over Starbucks and go to Dunkin'? I don't know. Speaking of which about Starbucks, they have a huge matcha special right now, and if you just add sugar to that, it doesn't taste like Can I Can I ask another question? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

Is Sabrina Carpenter from Disney Channel?

SPEAKER_03 20:25

No. No. Or yes. Oh, wait, yeah. Yeah, she is.

SPEAKER_00 20:29

Why are so many stars starting on Disney Channel?

SPEAKER_03 20:33

Because they want to be even more famous, even though they're already famous. They want money. Yeah. Money. Money, money, money. They're like Mr. Krab or whatever. Also, I wanted to talk about like that. Since we're talking about music, what about that one movie? I don't know. They won an award? Oh, yeah, K-pop demon hunters. Yeah. Uh, that one. What about Bruno Marge? This music is so good.

SPEAKER_00 21:03

I thought we were talking about K-pop Demon Hunters.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

Yeah. Oh, and the K-pop Demon Hunter's hair. So let's start wrapping this up. Just want you to know, go to Starbucks for match and not Dunkin' Donuts.

SPEAKER_00 21:17

But the Sabrina Carpenter drink is uh no free ads, Starbucks, just so you know. No free ads. No, okay. So if you want to sponsor us, hit us up. Yeah. Qualitypodcast.com.

SPEAKER_03 21:27

Yeah. And also, don't get a haircut like Taylor Swift. Yeah, and don't like it. Stay quality. Stay quality. Yep, stay quality.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

All right. Um, we've had a great show, boys. It's the Friday of spring break. We're gonna close it out for um this episode. I got Caden and Chase. What's up, dude?

SPEAKER_01 21:53

Yo.

SPEAKER_00 21:54

What's up, boys? So we got spring break. How are the vibes?

SPEAKER_01 21:59

Glow dead.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Glow dance today.

SPEAKER_01 22:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:02

Can you explain to the listeners what is the glow dance?

SPEAKER_01 22:06

So basically oh basically the glow glow dance uh is where you meet the expectations of being like a good citizen for school and then you get to go to the and you two met these?

SPEAKER_02 22:25

You did no way indeed indeed we did.

SPEAKER_00 22:29

Did you just use indeed?

SPEAKER_02 22:31

Yes. Indeed. Oh my god. So basically, um it's like if you don't have any referrals, suspensions, or two or more tardies, you get to go to the dance. And you it's basically like a prom dance, a little bit, but it's for like an hour or 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 22:49

Nobody goes goes like to dance though.

SPEAKER_00 22:52

Yeah, they just well because you can't dance, so that's probably why you don't do it.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

Oh, I can't dance. I can not.

SPEAKER_00 22:58

So what do we want to tell so okay, so what are we doing for spring break? What are what were the plans?

SPEAKER_02 23:04

Oh, uh I got a I got a football tournament, and then after that, if we win that game, we're going to Florida. So then after we win that game, we got a game the next week. So um after that game, I'm coming back to town, then we're going to Chicago.

SPEAKER_00 23:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:21

My next tournament.

SPEAKER_00 23:22

Alright. Caden, what about you?

SPEAKER_01 23:24

So mainly I do like strength training and skills train training for basketball. And then either one of these uh weekends, I go out of town and Indian play.

SPEAKER_00 23:40

Nice. Play what? People don't know who you are.

SPEAKER_01 23:44

What?

SPEAKER_00 23:44

What do you play? People want to know. You attempt to play basketball, yes.

SPEAKER_01 23:50

I play football.

SPEAKER_00 23:51

Alright. Okay, uh, let's do the closeout, boys. So here we go. Drop a little beat for you here. You can't hear it because you don't have your headphones. I gotta do the closeout thing. Show them, not me. The Koality Podcast is recorded, edited, and made at Weiser Park Elementary. Weiser Park is part of the Fort Wayne Community School School District, located in Fort Wayne, Indiana. You can find out more by going to thecoalitypodcast.com. Click on our link in our videos, and click on the link. Point here, boys, point like in the middle. Click on the links here to check out our videos. We'll post a new video every week, but we will be off next week for spring break.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

Thanks for listening and Baby Boo and I got baby boo syndrome.